ELLE: Wait, am I on glue, or did we not get into the same law school? She speaks again after a moment. Why do you ask? ELLE: Law school was a mistake. That's why I'm petitioning to have next term be referred to as the winter ovester. Voila! Callahan only gave me that internship because he liked the way I looked. Synopsis Based on the novel and the hit-movie of the same name, Legally Blonde: the Musical chronicles the journey of the famously perky Elle Woods, a fashion-savvy, UCLA sorority girl who finds her life turned upside down when she is dumped by her boyfriend Warner. Do you think it's acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? BROOKE: Yes! BROOKE: Elle, I can't. JOYCE: Have you and Mrs. Windham had sexual relations? Cut to a shot of Vivian smiling at her. Stromwell walks away. A reporter is interviewing Callahan. Judge-Sales Manager. Vivian stops her. She gives Warner a look. MARGOT: Why? As "Perfect Day" by Hoku plays, we cut to shots of many of the characters while text comes up on screen describing what happens to them after the events of the movie. She stuffed them in her mouth all at once. You helped me go from a six to a four. CUT TO: INT. - Excuse us. There's like a judge and everything. CUT TO: INT. Emmett enters the room. I grew up in Bel Air! BROOKE: Why would I kill my husband? Law school. You know her? Offering actors the 10 best audition monologues is quite a claim, but we decided to give you the 10 best audition monologues based on popularity from users. ELLE: It's gonna be so exciting. ELLE: Wait a second. Which heretofore, entitles her to what is legally referred to as equitable division of the assets. VIVIAN: You almost had me fooled. AMY: It's here! ELLE: See? But no biggie. Law school is a completely different world and I need to be serious. Vivian, get me some plum sauce. ELLE: Well all I know is it's not Brooke. WARNER: Yeah- No. A law student. WARNER: I mean, my family expects a lot from me. ELLE: I miss you guys, too. They say nothing for a moment. They sit watching the snow for a few moments and then drink. You guys are so sweet! Vivian enters. David looks confusedly at the two women and then back at Elle. ELLE: This is so much better than that! They stop and enter Elle’s room when they see her surrounded by books and reading. The prosecutors chuckle. CUT TO: INT. WARNER: Well, yeah, but without this man's sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist. They all walk away from the judge. On a shot of Emmett text reads, “Emmett is proposing to Elle tonight.” Elle smiles one last time as the screen fades to black. ELLE: Now put your head into it. Serena talks to the manicurist. I've waited so long to hear you say that. He's probably still scratching his head. Cut to Elle on the phone with Paulette. I want the alibi! And as Viv said, we're full. BROOKE: Thank you. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. EMPLOYEE: Absolutely. CHUTNEY: I saw Brooke standing over his body, drenched in his blood. Are you having fun? Elle removes one of the cucumbers. ELLE: But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun? Text appears on screen reading “Two Years Later” as the camera pans from the ceiling down to Professor Stromwell. I'm sure we are going to see great things from her. JUDGE: Ladies and gentlemen, court will reconvene tomorrow morning at 9 A.M. We're adjourned. She’s eating chocolate and watching an episode of General Hospital. CHUTNEY: Y-yes. ELLE: How? Margot hands her a drink. What? Cut to Elle smiling and getting up. As Stromwell talks, shots pan over the crowd. They are expecting their first child, a daughter to be named Elle.” On a shot of Emmett text reads, “Emmett quit Callahan’s firm and opened his own practice. Warner smirks. BROOKE: Well, thank God one of you has a brain. Oh, my gosh, Warner, it'll be so great. 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