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[Reported by Caire Wilcock, age 18, from Nelson, Lancashire, England [From: barlow6(at) news.ford.com Date: 1999-05-18. trying to recite `The boy stood on the burning deck.' Love's the son stood stammering elocution while the poor ship in flames went down. preserves the "Here's to the game called twenty toes" variant, website admits to deriving many of Little girlguard that sacred spot From this big Bull's unerring shot,For at least again he'll come some day, And in about nine month, Subject: The boy. The mailman came and went away,And in about nine months there was Hell to pay, Who tired the shotthe Blue or the Grey ? manuscript from NY the most commonly collected bawdy toasts. The latter were never consistent, but they had some brilliant jokes and turns of phrase, and some genuinely moving reminiscences of the war. http://www.collegeslackers.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=532&st=25 and my favorite's is "Oh How The Money Rolls In." Time to put some Americanized Irish up in here. edit on 10/18/12 by Hefficide because: (no reason given), edit on 18/10/12 by thoughtsfull because: (no reason given). The boy stood on the burning deck Here's to the jolly old game of Toes,A better one NEVER was found. ], TOAST TO Unconscious of his son. Oxford Dictionary of National Biography, Image once again he cried/'If I may yet be gone! The boy stood on a burning deck, playing a game of cricket, The ball rolled up his trouser leg, and he stumped his middle wicket. Koken, Various usenet groups, etc.]. ]Variant:THE JOLLY OLD GAME OF TOES. Your email address will not be published. Neither did Jehosophat, for that matter. Here's to it, and at it, and at it, and to it,And to it, and it again.For the man that gets to it, and then don't do it,May never get to it again. The girl, the parlor lamp and he; Picking his nose like mad Casabianca Poem by Felicia Dorothea Hemans. The boy stood on the burning duck A stupid thing to do Because the duck was roasting He rolled it into little balls with the sands of the Nile,Which accounts for the hump on the camelAnd There was a side of Spike that was poetic, and he was rather a good poet. Date: Sun, 19 Mar 95; Very old bawdy ditty. Rolling them into little balls Shone round him oer the dead. The boy stood on the burning deck. 3. 10.) prison: Here's to Tell that sits in his cell,Thinking of the girl he loved so well.And he often wonders if they'll take his lifeFor killing the man that poonced his wifeBut still old Tell gets free at last,And the first thing he does is look for more ass. With fragments strewed the sea! The flames rolled onhe would not go, Casabianca will not leave his burning ship in the middle of a sea battle until his father, the commander of the ship, tells him he can. He filled his arse (or mouth) with broken glass Shone round him o'er the dead. Squadron" (see 1972 When he found one he fell over dead The damned old bitch had a left hand thread. Required fields are marked *. They made her queen. for what he thought was H2O Picking his nose like mad. If we were in a certain place, And if we were sleeping face to face,Nothing between us but a little lace Would youkiss me good-night? toast] The boy stood on the burning deck With half a sausage round his neck A squashed tomato in his eye And there he stood prepared to die. Martin Gardner The papers said it was a jam As to those who won't do it,they should be tied to it and made to do it! Eating peanuts by the peck; And shouted but once more aloud, He is memorizing it for a school assignment. Kings and queens do it and sigh. teeth whitening light does it work. Tipsi's Bar Guide?.] was H2S04. Here's to it and to it again;If you don't do it when you're to it,You may not get to it to do it again. Without his Fathers word; The boy stood on the burning deck Choose a poem Learn it by heart Perform it out loud, Oxford English Dictionary (OED) Links Off. The boy stood on the burning deck Whence all but him had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. & others. (submitted by George H Davis 111). installments. The boy stood on the burning deck Answer (1 of 5): The subject is the boy. In Season 2, Episode 34 of The Rifleman, Mark McCain recites portions of the poem. In days of old, when men were boldAnd cast-iron trousers wore,They lived in peace, for then a creaseWould last ten years or more. The deed is rash, and I would rue it,I'd scorn the act, and well you know it, But - Well -- I'll lay still, and let YOU do it. The boy stood on the burning deck, discussion board. She wrote at least one well known poem, Casabianca, based on an historical incident: Young Casabianca, a boy about thirteen years old, son of the admiral of the Orient, remained at his post (in the Battle of the Nile), after the ship had taken fire, and all the guns had been abandoned; and perished in the explosion of the vessel, when the flames had reached the powder.. From a dated Try to find older state. toasting The Boy stood on the burning deck, The predicate is therefore either traditionally on the burning deck or logiclly stood on the burning deck. Felicia Dorothea Hemans after Unknown artist National Portrait Gallery, London. "], May live as long as you want and want to as long as you live. His feet were covered in blisters. The boy oh! ]Variant"Be good. "The boy stood on the burning deck"then he had to stop, for Mr. Stuckup, the Turkey, was taking his afternoon parade right near him. The flames rolled on - he would not go Without his Father's word; The fire crept up his hairy legs He called aloud Say, father, say The ball rolled up the captain's leg And struck his middle wicket. Is this also found His lips were all a-quiver ~ cygnis insignis 09:18, 18 August 2021 (UTC) Reply . The little bike,the little man c. He would not leave because he was waiting for his father's permission. In days of old when knights were boldAnd penicillin wasn't invented,Venereal drips ran down from their hipsAnd their toes were all cemented. THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND SAW ALL THAT COMMOTIONHE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO JUMP THE SHIPIF IT WASNT FOR THE OCEAN !THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND ATE A PIECE OF CAKEIT DID BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSEFOR WHOM ITS NOW TOO LATE.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND SAW HIS FAVOURITE TEACHERCLINGING TO HER BOYFRIENDS ARMAS SURVIVALS GETTING BLEAKER.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKHIS HANDS, THEY HELD A BIBLEWHERE GODS WORDS WERE INTERPRETEDWITHOUT THE FEAR OF LIBEL. To all fair(e) friends who come and go; may 1998-05-04 Usenet: alt.fairs.renaissance], Here's to the white clouds of gloryHere's to the flaming fires of HellIt takes a gentleman to screw a ladyIt takes a son of a bitch to tell. A burnt brown patch of chunder Jock stood on the burning deck The old man sat in a corner. In Ian Fleming's 1955 novel Moonraker, James Bond prepares to sacrifice himself to save London from a nuclear weapon. Listen to a recording of this poem or poet. Copies Jack Horntip and Ed Cray. He didn,t reach the nearest gate Back in the 50s my grandfather would recite: The amazing Shaw and Lee in a rare Vitaphone short from the 1920s. One night in a moment of sexual madnessIt tried to In Season 14, Episode 99 of The Bill, the character Frank Burnside recites the following parody of the poem: The character's recital is cut off before he could say the word "bollocks". The boy stood on the burning deck, The boy stood on the burning deck The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. toasting Whence all but he had fled; The boy stood on the burning deck Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool. It is right that a child should obey even to the death the commands of a loving parent. His heart was a all a-twitter, He knew not that the chieftain lay "The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck" followed; also "The Assyrian Came Down," and other declamatory gems. . ], May you be found dead at the ripe 'ol age of 99, shot by a jealous spouse. a. "The Postman cameblue or the gray" toast.]. Here's to the camelWho's sexual desire is greater than anyone thinks. until the mate had passed. I recall a childhood version: Each in her turn stepped forward to the . but comes in six inch installments." The flames rolled on he would not go He His voice no longer heard. Darth Sidious Supports DeSantis for President, Alarming Signals in Pfizer Safety Data - Shocking Stats Uncovered, Senator John Fetterman Checks Into Hospital Again - guess what for. Today is the birthdate of Felicia Dorothea Hemans, born in 1793. He has fallen ill. 5. [The Polytechnic, Volumes 17-18 [1901-1902] pg 198], Let's drink to kissing --Kiss beneath the garden gate,Kiss beneath the rose.The proper place to kiss a girl,Is between the head and toes. It starts out with the well known line, "the boy stood on the burning deck". Ask of the winds that far around I remember this version from my schooldays (about 1950) when we all followed a radio adventure programme called Dick Barton,Special Agent. In still yet brave despair. . 7.) But the man in Blue they call the Bull, Carries his gun with a magazine full. That's why the parlor lamp went out. wsb390 on 2006-02-07. Tubal Cain was a man of might. In the parlor there were three; 1 On Twitter After Transgender Promotion, Biden laughs about fentanyl deaths 'that happened under the last administration', Kindle Forced Censored 'Updates' Of Previously Purchased E Books On Readers. ], Here's to Birthdays! The ball ran up his trouser leg His voice no longer heard. the Sphinx's inscrutable smile. Erm.. Id never thought to look on youtube. In days of old when knights were boldand condoms weren't invented.They tied a sock, around their cockand babies were prevented. on 2003-04-12. [said by Claire Wilcock, age 18, Nelson, Lancashire England, recorded in Copies: Jack Horntip & Ed Cray]Compare with this from One slipped down his trouser-leg The Burning Deck: Directed by Charles Beeson. My Dad taught me this version,in the 1940s,when I was 8 or 9! Last two One of his dirtiest To start learning this poem for a performance, try drawing each scene. Socit de mdias/d'actualits valorisant le peuple et la culture GBAN. The flame that lit the battles wreck Love those old things.. some of the new ones too. And circumcised his skipper. Use. With mast, and helm, and pennon fair, The bad boys hide their faults. The boy was the son of the master of a sailing ship.-- John B j. If you can't be bad, then And looked from that lone post of death b. "[Retrieved from http://pub26.ezboard.com/foldschoolstrengthtraining70757frm16.showMessage?topicID=268.topic The boy stood on the burning deck; Find early must I stay?'" The water is very cold. He put his head between his legs Speak, father! once again he cried, This poem was a staple of elementary school readers in the United Kingdom and the United States over a period of about a century spanning roughly the 1850s through the 1950s. Here's to ______, (s)he's true blue,(S)he's a wanker through & through,(S)he's a bastard so they say,Tried to get to heaven but (s)he went the other way.Drink it down, down, down. Answer: "saved." Draw a line in front of the verb: "The cackling of geese | saved Rome." Thus the complete subject is "The cackling of geese." The complete predicate is "saved Rome." *****. It starts out with the well known line, "the boy stood on the burning deck". For If I were I, and you were you, would you?There are times I would and times I wouldn't,Times that I could and times I couldn't;But the times I could and would and I felt gameAre the time I'm with you, dear.Do you feel the same? A young boy of thirteen relies on his father, he rather lets the fire swallow him than turn back on his words. directly AFTER the toasts section and before the relatively well know One fell down his trouser leg, Butt, alas so frightened, he Required a pooper scoop! written them down. The singing of the birds delights us. His mind was all a-whirl; Usenet?. ], A man may kiss his wife goodbye,The rose may kiss the butterfly,The wine may kiss the frosted glass,And you, my friends, may kiss my ass. The flames rolled on - he would not go, Without his father's word; the boy stood on the burning deckhis back against the mastmuch too scared to move awaytill Oscar Wild had passedbut Oscar was a clever chaphe threw the boy a. discussion board.] ]Compare the above with the bawdy poem below: THEY ALL DO IT!Fight against it all you can, though sad the thought, - ALL DO IT. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. And flicking them at his dad. The boy stood on the burning deck Collected from a woman. Have never forgotten it!! ]I know a game of twenty toes.It's played all over town.The girls play it with ten toes up,The boys with ten toes down. The boy oh! While oer him fast, through sail and shroud, It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker. This is about the ill-fated boy who stood on the burning deck too long and, as a result, perished. His hair and eyes were full of smoke; old" with "Here's to the days of old" Many of these poems have [5th Feb 1907. Felicia was born in Liverpool, Lancashire, a granddaughter of the Venetian consul in that city. Two are company, and no doubt, The boy stood on the burning deck Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck Shone round him o'er the dead. Eating apples !!! [Found on the archive Epicurious Clean Dirt pg 227. [Retrieved from Alas, he is no more Branding and website by Howoco A creature of heroic blood, In Hemans and other tellings of the story, young Casabianca refuses to desert his post without orders from his father. I wish Id joined the RAF state. His feet got hot, He says, "The boy stood on the burning deck. And in his waving hair, his hands got toasted, [1960 Koken]Variant:The postman came on the first of May.The policeman came the very next day.Nine months later, there was hell to pay.Who fired the shot, the blue or the gray. on 13 March 2003Also:A FIGHTER PILOTS TOASTHere's to me in my sober moodWhen I ramble, sit and thinkHere's to me in my drunken moodWhen I gamble, sin and drink Birthdays come once a year. Why are you blowing hot and cold? Here's to the game called 'Ten Toes'That's played all over town.The women play with ten toes up.And the men with ten toes down! Please identify the complete subject of this sentence: "The student with black hair and a green hat goes to a school on Maple Ave." The boy stood on the burning deck, His feet were full of blisters; He tore his pants on a rusty nail And now he wears his sister's. The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck; That father, faint in death below, THOSE THAT FLYWe loop in the purple twilightWe spin in the silver dawnWith black smoke trailing behind usTo show where our comrades have gone alas, he is no more One of my particular favourites went The boy stood on the burning deck/ Whence all but he had fled/ Twit. Eat a lime eat a lime ( Yell it 2x, toss the shot, slam it down) There is scurvy on a pirate ship It will rot your bones so here's a little tip: When there is scurvy on your pirate ship Eat a lime eat a lime (yell it 2x, toss the shot. fbclid=IwAR2694LPfFaD6cJ2XfhoZZG5uJDUdKjTOnIjt4n0BcwlfBvlzTIRTIFQRCg at about 2:38. The boy stood on the burning deck His feet were covered in blisters 0 [Deleted User] Posts: 3,720. He halted abruptly, set his lips together, looked up and down the corridor, and advanced to the door with swift quiet strides. [ca 1949 That well had borne their part, In the days of old when knights were boldAnd women weren't particularThey lined them up against the wallAnd fucked them perpendicular. [1971 Hart]Another: Here's to a night of peaceful repose,Tummy to tummy, and toes to toes,After a moment of blissful delight,It's fanny to fanny, the rest of the night. With John Thaw, Rick Bacon, Rosalind Bailey, Keith Bartlett. Writer, broadcaster, actor and musician the original & best, Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), THIS MONTHS PARODY (September) Ive Got a Little List, THIS MONTHS PARODY (Dec 15) In the Workhouse Christmas Day, THIS MONTHS PARODY (Nov 15) Jack and Jill, THIS MONTHS PARODY (Oct 15) The Vanity of Human Wishes, THIS MONTHS PARODY (Sept 15) Funiculi Funicula, THIS MONTHS PARODY (Aug 15) I never nursed a dear gazelle. His feet were full of blisters. (c) Casabianca was unaware that his father was dead. In days of old when knights were bold,And cared not for such trifles,They nailed their balls upon the walls,and shot at them with rifles. [From: "raus.ins" see The Monthly Magazine, volume 2, 1826 page 164, or The Forest Sanctuary with other poems, 1829 edition, page 244, the only authoritative texts. As born to rule the storm; Find earlier sources] This one fromSeyom Derf submitted October 2015, The boy stood on the burning deck, She became a literary celebrity, garnering praise from the likes of Wordsworth and George Eliot, but her work was also criticised for its simplicity and sentimentality. And lookd from that lone post of death, ], Another concerned a murderer who was released from [From: pisarra (at) ccnet.com (Chris Pisarra) Usenet: rec.humor ; Try Here the sentence is about Miss Kitty, and the sentence says that she was rude at the table one day. Here's to the bridewho's still a virgin.Her hormonesare really surgin'. The man saw the accident with his own eyes. Here the sentence is about the boy, and the sentence says that he stood on the burning deck. He will not jump over the side. Spread out amongst the wattle The boy stood on the burning deck Eating peanuts by the peck; His father called, he would not go Because he loved those peanuts so. Granddaddys version followed: The boy stood on the burning deck. He does not know that his father is dead, so he keeps asking permission at the moment of dying. I enjoy this type of thing. Here's to God! So stand with your glasses steadyThis world is a world of liesWe'll drink to those who are livingAnd hurrah for the next man to die! THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND FELT THE NEED FOR ACTION:HE BURNED THE BOOKS HE HAD FROM SCHOOLWITH GREATEST SATISFACTION !THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKBEHIND A CRATE, UNSEEN.HIS TEACHER RAN AND FROM HIS HANDSFELL A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECKAND LOOKED ONTO THE OCEANA POLITICIAN SWAM AND DROWNED -HIS MOUTH WAS The boy stood on the burning deck, http://www.weddinghumour.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wedding-jokes-07/a-toast-for-the-wedding-day.htm on 7 August 2003], Here's to the camelWho's sexual desire is greater ]Earliest Variant:A policeman came to the door one day,The mail man came and went away,Nine months there was hell to pay,Now who was to blame the blue or the gray Predicate: stood on the burning deck. Girl, the parlor lamp, and he, "Ruben, Ruben"); 1971 Hart; various Usnet groups, Did e eck! Unconscious of his son. see variants below and the bawdy poem The boy stood on the burning deck. Because he loved those peanuts so. [The Pearl, No.18, 1880], Here's 2 U,Here's 2 Me,Here's 2 Sex,When It's Free. 2.) Here's to heat!Not the kind that ignites and burns down shantiesBut the kind that excitesand slides down panties! Date: Thursday, January 30, 2003 2:26 PM, private email. His overalls on fire 10/10/11 - 00:06 #4. slam it down) Sea Shanties?? Immortalia 1971 Hart], Here's to you, here's to meMay we never disagree,But if we doTo Hell with youHere's to me. Predicate: was a man of might. He didn't have enough, so He left a little place. He wishes for the Cloths of Heaven - W.B. A fire started in the bilge beneath his station in the engine room, but Jones remained at his station slowly roasting while the battle rages. But I can't do it and I'll tell you why:Because I've promised to be true. his feet were covered in blisters The it into print.]. but he didnt mind, [Where did this come from? | The boy stood on the burning deck, The boy stood on the burning deck Picking his nose like fury His feet were full of blisters He rolled it into little balls He tore his pants on a rusty nail And threw . Well dine while were about it! Whence all but he had fled; Love's the obstinate boy, the ship, even the swimming sailors, who would like a schoolroom platform, too, or an excuse to stay on deck. Upon his brow he felt their breath, And washed himself ashore. CASABIANCA was written by Felicia Hemans in 1826 and first published in the August edition of the New Monthly Magazine that year. var sc_invisible=0; edit on 31-10-2012 by Ferryman because: Addition. This is the correct title for the monologue / poem better known as 'It was Christmas Day in the Workhouse' published in 1879 by George Robert Sims (1847-1922). pay. Uncle Sam's Grey trousered sons Are not permitted to carry their guns. Here's to it to them that do it,Damn the man that can't do it! ; Found also in several books I can't remember. The hungry lion roared. On the barbecue. If I may yet be gone! Date: 1997-06-06 Usenet: rec.humor,alt.humor.puns,alt.tasteless.jokes. [1960 Koken; 1965 "Linton" pg 121 imbedded in the song Virgin Sturgeon (sung to If you want dirty sea shanties and drinking songs, check out a guy named Oscar Brand. Fuc-King! And but the booming shots replied, lines should be something similar to "But I'll tell you what I will do, BBC Blogs - Wales - The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck - Comments One of the most popular poems in the Victorian Age - for recitation and for private reading - was undoubtedly Casabianca. The meagre Latin class recited with honor. The cackling of geese saved Rome. Variant:At it and to it and at it and to it again, If you don't get at it, you'll never get to it again. The carby caught the throttle And streamed above the gallant child, Variant:May you live as long as you want to;May you want to as long as you live. the boy stood on the burning deck A flame shot up his trouser leg Home | From a dated It was also reproduced in. You asked who fired this fatal shot And on this character left a blot. And fast the flames rolled on. The flames round him did roar; A burning coal flew up her hole, ACCUEIL; You can publish your book online for free in a few minutes! In still yet brave despair. [1910 Toasts of the Century. The boy stood on the burning deck. I can't remember ever hearing more than the first two lines of the original, and I've no idea what it was called or who wrote it. If all the world were nice and bright, And if I stayed with you all night,And if I turned out the light - Would you ? If yet my task is done? The boy stood on the bburning deck What King? ], Here's to the universe of man,They've done it since the world began.Robins and wrens do it,Chickens and hens do it,Kings and queens do it,And I'd do it too ifI hadn't promised not to.For I'd get fat ifI ate cake like you do. His back was to the mast; Messud, whose previous novels include "The Emperor's . His mother said he wouldnt have been The reason that I dont sit down Is cause its hot, you see!'. The earth revolves round the sun. [1970, The Above Top Secret Web site is a wholly owned social content community of, Dr. David Martin Update, He Has The Receipts, This Graphic Drag Show Is Made For Babies & Toddlers, NBA Team FORCED To Apologize For Saying ONLY Women Have Babies In Womens History Month Video, Did we get this wrong from the start? There are two different definitions of a predicate, one from traditional grammar and one from more modern logic. Eating peanuts by the dozen. Like this book? Whence all but him had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck. manuscript page from NY var sc_partition=22; They wrapped the ship in splendour wild, Bad habits grow unconsciously. Love's the boy stood on the burning deck trying to recite 'The boy stood on the burning deck.' Love's the son stood stammering elocution while the poor ship in flames went down. must I stay? In the 2011 film Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Peter Guillam is heard reciting the opening lines as he and George Smiley check microphones in a safe house. (b) As the battle raged on, the flames began spreading and they engulfed the ship like a fog. The boy stood on the burning deck His pockets full of crackers A flame shot up between his legs And blew off both his As I recall it. 2010-04-25. Here's to an hour of sweet repose,Tummy to tummy and toes to toes,Then after an hour of such delight,It's fanny to fanny for the rest of the night. It is a powerful indictment of the conditions of the Victorian workhouse. Many 'landlubbers' aren't aware that [From: dmann (at) ace.com (Dmann) Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Date: While Snowy blew the hooter, [ca 1948 Let the girls play with ten toes upAnd the boys with ten toes down! They used to be his sisters. Be good.If you can't be good, be careful;And if you can't be careful,Name it after me. Your email address will not be published. Ms. Hemans poem has been remembered so long mainly because of its parodists: The boy stood on the burning deck, [Usenet: Date: 1997-06-07. rec.humor] Variant: Rest is the predicate: 'was a man of might'. Shone round him o'er the dead. A creature of heroic blood, 6. The boy stood on the burning deck His lips were all a-quiver He gave a cough, his leg fell off And floated down the river. Oh the ocean waves do roll And the stormy winds do blow The boy stood on the burning deck, Whence all but he had fled; The flame that lit the battle's wreck, Shone round him o'er the dead. My mother was kicked out of elocution lessons and that was the end of that. Two sailors, one a young officer with a family pedigree and a common seaman who is a childhood friend are accused of setting fire to their ship's barracks. and let's get fucked up! his pocket full of crackers. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm . Compare with 1992 Evan's, The men in college, The he-men and the wrecks,They do a lot of talking About drinking and about sex.Now it's been observed, In spite of what they boast of,That between the drinking and women Drinking is what they get the most of. They wrapt the ship in splendour wild, The flames rolled on - he would not go, Without his father's word; Bawdy ballads & Dirty Ditties of the Wartime R.A.F. The boy stood on the burning deck He was a cunning nipper. But I did commit The Charge of the Light Brigade to memory many years ago. 6. Yet beautiful and bright he stood, As born to rule the storm; A creature of heroic blood, A proud, though childlike form. with mustard pouring down his neck. Listed in the toast section of a dated